One of my greatest pleasures are your eruptions into dance. We aren’t a big top 40 household, but last night you consistently delivered Beyonce-esque performances….
This is how you do it:
1. You sense that I’m about to come into a room you’re currently in.
2. You wait, in position…
3. Right before I turn the corner, you begin dancing whatever kind of semi-hip-hop white woman jig you do
4. You smile the whole time.
I absolutely loved it.
Thanks for helping me have a fun night last night via your sweet dancing, yo.