Because She Can Rock a Dollar Menu

My wife can feed a small village with like $8.53 and a fast food restaurant dollar menu.

She’ll have like a pile of roast beef sandwiches and fries and walk away from the drive-thru window with more money than she came in with. Probably sells the toys and pockets $.75.

That’s a skill. I love her for that because I usually spend $6.00 by myself because I can be kind of an undisciplined lard-ass.

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